My boat! Why should this happen to me?! I definitely think it was Paine Underwood who set my precious boat on fire. There is no doubt in my mind that it was him. Oh wait one second I have a call from lieutenant shucker.
What?! How could that be? After two visits from the lieutenant, the Underwood’s proved it wasn’t Paine. I think they’re lying but lieutenant said they had proof. I will write again when I find out who did it... I’m too bummed right now.
Well now I know who did it. It was my much too stupid son and his best friend who supposedly saved his life who had started the fire. They snuck some of my Cuban cigars and a twelve pack of beer and had a party of their own down in one of the storage areas. Let’s just say after jasper inhaled a deep drag, he spit the cigar and it landed in an open crate of fireworks. I thought they left so I headed home. Later on that night, my boat was in flames thanks to jasper and bull. Oh well got to go punish them for what they did to my boat.
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